As we set up for a gig at a very small venue, I noticed the bathroom was close to the stage. This could be bad I thought. As the night progressed, the place got more and more crowded and I found myself actually dodging people on their way to the bathroom. The door kept swinging open allowing the ever increasing stench to permeate across the stage. If that weren’t bad enough the door actually caught the headstock and knocked it out of tune! Now it stinks and I’m getting more and more aggrivated! I attempted to dodge one more person as well as the stench when the the door to the bathroom flies open!! It blasted the headstock clean off!! Show Over!
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